meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

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bestfunny:

tastefullyoffensive:

Cat ownership tip. [x]

 

bestfunny:

tastefullyoffensive:

Cat ownership tip. [x]

 

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How she managed to keep the visual album a secret, even while filming amongst thousands of people. 

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legalmexican:

:(

hands down, still the best pick-up line i’ve heard in my life.

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slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

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