bunnywith:

hausofjellz:

touchm3withthesloth:

"THERE IS A TIGER IN THE LIVING ROOM!"
"Don’t worry he cool."

I WANT ONE

BIG KITTY

(Source: lolgifs.net, via lolsofunny)


Wow. That took guts.
At first I was like okay why are we throwing away a ladder and then my heart melted.
True story.

Wow. That took guts.

At first I was like okay why are we throwing away a ladder and then my heart melted.

True story.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via nationnatalie)

waystiel:

ermahgeerd:

sexypotassium:

why does no one ever talk about what fire actually is like it’s not a solid, liquid or gas, it’s just kinda there

this is one of the things that have mindfucked me since forever
like what is it

I asked my chemistry teacher this the other day and he said it’s technically a gas but then he whispered that it’s actually not and scientists just don’t want to admit that they have no fucking clue
my chemistry teacher’s great

(via dreaminglovely)

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

(via laughbitches)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

(Source: bcgold, via pagingme)

peering:

how-bliss:

I wish my teachers would understand this???

right though????

peering:

how-bliss:

I wish my teachers would understand this???

right though????

(via exaggeratedandanimated)

"Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend."

(via forever-and-alwayss)

holy shit. this is perfect.

(via misstatianac)

(Source: these-greatexpectations, via marypoppinthatpussy)